Tuesday, October 12, 2010

You have one...down there?

Question…how would you feel if your other had a piercing down there? I got this from something I heard on the radio the other day. This girl was wondering why a guy she had been dating for a few weeks just stopped calling her out of the blue. They had been seeing each other and things were going really well. So they got to the point where she was ready to give him the hot pocket. As they are in foreplay mode he begins to go down on her, stops, then gets up and leaves. After this he won’t return her calls or anything, no communication at all. She called the station to try and figure out what happened and it turns out the girl had like three hoops piercing her hot pocket and the guy freaked out and left. He said that any woman that has hot pocket jewelry is probably loose and devoid of morals and he no longer wanted to date her (even though before this incident he thought she was perfect). So I ask you, Is hot pocket jewelry a deal breaker? What if you are dating a guy and when you go to shake hands with his little friend there’s some precious metal down there? Now I don’t know any guys with pole piercings, but I know some women who have hot pocket piercings and they say it makes the loving extra fantastic #imjustsaying. I have to say though if a person does have something wouldn't it be proper ettiquette to least give a warning. Its kind of awkward to be surprised by foreign objects in the nether regions especially in a passionate moment. Would that freak you out? Would that be enough to end the courtship? Does having genital adornments automatically make you a whore/manwhore, devoid of morality?

3 comments:

~Feenix~ said...

First off...I am cracking up at this fantastically written piece. Now that the compliment hour is over...

Lacking morals and loose? Well after a few(2) weeks and you got your face in her nether regions, it might be safe to say that the both of you need a few more classes in Ms. Pompess's etiquette school for chastity.

And I do believe that she should have brought it up in conversation over dinner with a slight introduction like "What are your thoughts on body jewelery...?"And eased him in like that. RUDE!

But he is RUDE! too for just getting up and leaving without a word. He could have at least said I am not a fan...before he bounced!

Mamalicious said...

that definitely should have come up in conversation!!! i'm sure she would have had other piercings besides those....

and really, feenix made the point. already in the boom boom room, and then you worry about the decor?!

~JSW said...

*Dead* at "Ms. Pompess's ettiquette school for chastity" now that is comedy. But I agree with both of you, if you are getting it in after a few weeks the last thing you can do is criticize someone else's morals.

He was super wrong for literaly just leaving her there exposed while he ran like chicken little. And she was also wrong for not giving him a warning...They are both just wrong...smh